SFW/NSFW sally face headcanons : dating the trio
I didn’t want to really add Todd because he’s dating someone!!
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His favorite subject is math, he thinks it interesting.
If his partner doesn’t get math, he would tutor you
Trips to 7/11 (a personal headcanon is that Sal likes Cola Slushies)
You really can’t tell if Sals blushing through his mask.
However if you Cause Sal to be flustered, his ears will go completely red.
Trips to vinyl shops, guitar stores, and the movies.
Not really into PDA, but light handholding or even pinky holding.
He’s so great at comforting, and though he won’t fight physically he’ll tease saying
“Do you want me to punch them?”
Sal loves all types of movies.
He loves swimming and the beach.
Sally hardly never sleeps and if you live near or in Addison Apartments.
Henry is a great father, but he sometimes get so invested in his work to provide for Sal, that he forgets to eat.
So Sal made his dinner for him and his father.
Making fun of his New Jersey accent.
“Sal say, ‘daughters.” “Dot- Wait why?”
Him showing you Meghan and Meghan umm asking a little too personal questions.
“Are you guys getting married?” “When are you guys having kids.” “Can you name one Meghan?”
“Uh?” “Sure Meghan!” “Wait what, (y/n)!”
He’s a bit touch starved so there’s that.
It will take a while for you teo to get more spicy.
Your alone time isn’t a spicy time as Larry’s portrays it to be.
It’s more like : eating chips and drinking Capri Suns on his bed.
You found his magazines under his bed, he claims it was Larry’s.
“So you were reading it with Larry, huh?”
“Oh I don’t think you were into the busty types. “I’m not.”
He thinks he can’t turn you on- for obvious reasons.
But little does he knows…
He prefers lights to be off.
He’s pretty easy to tease.
If you’re eating with the family and then suddenly you’re hand lays on his inner thigh, Sal almost drops his fork.
You’re hands go any further, he’ll quickly grab your hand and coughs.
Sal doesn’t really have a body type, I think he’s more attracted to personality to be honest.
And whose he to judge bodies or face…
He’s a big on pleasuring his significant other.
Sal thinks that you probably know more so he usually lets you take the lead.
Just the thought of his lover whispering his name turns him on the most.
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Larry will pick you up and spin you round
damn I’m hella ugly.” “What!” “I’m sorry?” “That’s bullshit.” “Okay Larry.”
Forehead kisses is a guaranteed.
Sleeps all the time if he could.
“Lar, we gotta get up.” “Noo… you’re my prisoner for today.”
He’s such a child, even when you’re sitting across from him.
Uses his long legs to play footises with you.
When he’s painting, he’ll have his hair pulled back in a ponytail because it’s too long for a bun.
And he snaps so much hair ties.
Somehow paints ends up on his face.
Wants to have kids- NOT RIGHT NOW!
Sometimes he wants to spend the nights in the treehouses.
You both built forts for those nights.
It doesn’t matter if you’re out in public, he has to have you attached to him.
Hugs you from behind and rests his head on top of yours or your shoulder.
Cuddling with him is so much fun.
He wants you to lay on his chest as he plays with your hair or slowly rubs his hands on your back in circles.
When he’s doubting himself, he just wants to hold you and listen to your heartbeat. It soothes him.
Takes most of blankets of the bed.
He never s wants to fight.
He gets so passionate about his family and his friends.
And Travis sometimes gets to Larry, so to stop Larry from committing murder.
Kissing him, instantly brightens his mood.
Lisa would say “I don’t want grandbabies.”
Larry has a high sex drive, but doesn’t like to voice it as much.
There’s nothing like teasing under the desk during class.
He might slip a finger, depends on what you wear.
He’s very loud, he doesn’t care who hears.
However if you’re feeling a bit embrassed he’ll blast some music.
So no one can hear your moans but he wants to make you scream.
Apparently the music was so loud, Lisa walked in to tell Larry to turn it down….
After that traumatic experience,
“Mom I’m gonna take the truck.” “Okay LarBear you kids make sure to fasten you’re condoms.” “Mom!” “Seatbelts! God I meant fasten your seatbelts!”
Pull his hair, The mood instantly shifts.
“You just can’t keep your hands off me.”
It can be rough or teasingly slow.
He loves to bite everything.
Your neck, you’re thighs, everything.
He gets semi jealous, so to comfort himself he gets a little possessive in bed.
Teases about having an threesome with Sal or Ashley.
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Ashley has a little brother so she cannot always make dates.
So to make both of you happy.
Helps babysits her brother.
Pet names related to sweets, hunnybun, sweetheart, sugar.
There’s probably dozens of Polaroids of you….
If you’re shy or don’t like how you look.
She’s shocked, “But you’re so pretty, why am I the only one who can see that?”
Wraps her legs around yours when cuddling.
Loves it when you play with her hair.
When you stand next to each other, she always has her arms around your shoulder or waist.
When you get stuck in crowds, she grabs your hand and pushes herself out of the crowd.
Good morning calls and good night calls or texts.
Leaving cute little messages on her pager for you.
Dancing to all types of musics.
You know how in Marvel Thor noncannoning is like, “Let’s go Lesbians.”
She’ll always protect and defend you.
Supports you fully and encourages you to try new things that you want to!
Maybe after a little while of dating, then she’ll be used to it.
If you’re a girl then expect the haters or the question makers.
“So how does it work?” “Do you use toys?” *makes scissors hands* do you go top or bottom?”
“Uhh? If we didn’t like guys…. then why would we use toys that are male parts,Larry?” “Ash!”
If you’re a guy and Ashley’s friends find out..
“If you get our friend preggo, I’ll purposely make sure that you get circumcised.” “Larry!”
She trusts you entirely, but she’s an quick learner.
When you’re acting adorable or cute, Ashley just wants to kiss you everywhere.
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