They said I was gifted

I promise that I'll leave you all alone! I'm better off on my own... Doesn't matter whether I'm gone, I'm always in the wrong, right? I know I'll never belong...

No wait I got a joke!!

why did the chicken cross the road?

To go back home with it's girlfriend and almost get ran over!!!

hahahahaha!!

Haha! Wait guys 😧 don't leave

Pls I'm sorry I'll shut up 😓

*everyone leaves *

*skedaddles*

also in all seriousness you doing ok :c

...woke up today at like 2am because the stupid fire alarm ran out of battery and started beeping like an angry Tamagotchi and because of that we had a splicing headache for the rest of the day. Lovely

...Hm.. we're very accident prone. Often, as a kid, we fell a lot and had a bunch of random scars. Also because of our habit of picking at scabs and pinching became bruises overtime.

...Don't worry too much about it. We don't mind the questions.

bruises on our arms, bruises on our thighs, bruises on our legs, bruises on our feet, ATP OUR WHOLE BODY’S GOING TO LOOK DARK BECAUSE OF OUR BRUISES

(pls I'm not going crazy it's something my gf says haha please not I don't want to go back the the white padded room-WAIT STOP NO IM NOT GOING BACK WHY ARE THE EVIL MEN DRAGGING ME BACK IM NOT CRAZY OR SCHIZO PLEASEEEE I AM NORMAL STOPPP PLEA-

...I.. I.. huh?? I guess.?? I'm actually so confused.

....Sure.

Hehe… considering we don’t even remember our blood type, a simple ‘typo’ like this amuses me greatly. You really made our night, Callie. Thanks ^^ 🅱️💉🆎🅰️🅾️🩸

the amount of kangel jirai blogs out there confuzzle me like crazy but at the same time they’re all so unique…

I feel like an elephant in the room

Yes. That's what we meant to say. We'll change it soon. Sorry for the mishap!

In all honestly, we're shocked. We NEVER expected to get famous like that, but at the same time we're not complaining!

(ik it looks goofy I made this a while ago)

Ooo.. it looks stunning, dear! Better than what we can do anyways. Indeed the colors and the overall look of the mask is dazzling! If you want, you should continue working on it!! We encourage it.

Eheh.. why thank you, dear! We worked really hard to make the dividers and layouts. Indeed it is.. ‘peak’.

WAIT NON OO NONONONO🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝THESWARRRMM!!🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝HEEELLLLP🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

AH! NOT THE SWARM! I HAVE A PHOBIA OF BEES!

..ahem. But of course, I’d love to be mutuals.

you are the gifted miku of jiraiblr fr 🥹

Hehe.. indeed. This I! THE DR. HATSUNE!! Glad to see we have some recognition now. Finally

Thank you so much for the ask, dear. Much appreciated!

sigh… when will the days of starvation and headaches go away..

daily night routine before bed ^^

slitting my thighs while listening to Charlie’s inferno