She listens to a lot of true crime

Rabbit: “I was born prey. Where's your pity?"

Fox: "And I was born hungry. A carnivore, unable to survive without death, without hunting. When you escape the hunter, it's a triumph, When I eat to live another day, it's a tragedy.

My survival will never be celebrated. Yet, you think you should receive pity because you're the more obvious victim? Where's the appreciation for my perseverance?"

Rabbit: "You think you're a victim?”

Fox: "Of course I do! There is no place for me! Either I'm a defect of nature or I was made to be hated by God. You were born defenseless, without fangs or claws, while I was made to be vilified. "Can you imagine it?

The hatred that grew from knowing my Creator found amusement in creating such a paradox: A creature that must act well-mannered and refined, yet whose natural instincts are violent.

I used to want God to love me, Rabbit. I wasn't always so hateful. I desperately sought adoration, desperately sought approval.

I used to hold my dinner and cry, but the rodent was still dead, and I would still need to kill again. "I'm a slave to my condition; I can never be free.

The Joker is a known liar

Everyone was into the Labubu hype and, I was no exception. I loved them because of the untrue Pazuzu rumor. I wanted me a little demon. My first was the grey, Lafufu. I liked her because the eyes follow you and, I found it creepy cute. She sits on my piano at home. I got Lovely Macaroon, Green Grape next, a real Labubu is so soft it feels like a chenille sweater. I had Hope the blue, Big Into Energy Labubu but, someone actually cut her off my bag to steal her. So my friend bought me another I got the orange Loyalty, Big Into Energy, whose color scheme I like better and, these accessories to protect my Labubu.

This was during the hype and I honestly didn’t think someone would steal a plush toy. The accessories make the toy too clunky to carry so, I kept my Lafufu, the grey, Have a Seat on my bag after that, which is why she’s so worn out. My Shrimp Labubu is actually real but, I guess people thought it was a fake since it looks different from the classic Labubu, so no one ever bothered her.

She is actually an ear buds holder that, I still carry on my bag, which is why she’s so dirty. I am going to attempt to wash her. The tiny Blue one is a Pin for Love, O, Labubu, it’s actually the perfect size for a bag charm. I wanted a K but, my deceased Dad’s name starts with an O, so I kept her because of that. The blue Bunny is a Three Baby, great for a kid because, it’s cute and cheaper. You can pick one up at Five Below. The grey one with a painted face is also from Five Below. My friend got it for me because my name is Kimiko and it’s called a Kimmon. You can get them at Five Below too. The cat is a Wabi Sabi (awesome name). They are exclusive to Walmart and, I was surprised to get the Emo Kitty. Great for teens. My favorite one is the Pipiziz (it even sounds like Pazuzu) just look at this little guy in all of his glory!!!

So, we are going to be reintroduced to the Joker in Batman number seven. Where Arkham is doing an experimental medical study on patient 10 (the Joker), sponsored by Bruce Wayne.

The experimental study uses electricity to stimulate the Joker’s brain into a normal persons brain activity, making him less maniac and more stable. Seems good seems like something that can help him and all of Gotham but, when we see it, it’s horrific. Joker is suspended in a water isolation chamber. He has a catheter for urination, a colostomy tube for deification, a feeding tube (probably how he gained weight) , I.V’s for hydration, a breathing tube and a ventriculoperitoneal shunt, to remove excess fluid from his brain which he needs now because, in order to stabilize electrical stimulation to his brain several ports have been put into his skull to directly access the Cerebellum, Parietal Lobe, Frontal Lobe and the post central gyrus of his brain. His optical lobe is left alone but rendered useless as, he is in water without any protection over his eyes. Human eyes become severely farsighted and blurry underwater, his eyes seem to be infected and red, which means he is most likely suspended in a type of saline. Too much saline can cause water weight retention as well. His muscles seem to have atrophied, which would make him lose his speed and strength. Joker is also technically a chemical burn victim so, this much direct exposure to saline fluid is most likely excruciating. Does Joker deserve this? Yes. However this is pretty grotesque body torture right here and, it’s hard to believe Batman who has repeatedly fought Arkham for humane patient treatment and, personally objected to many treatments on the Joker, that were considered too inhumane, would just allow this.

Everyone is hyped about Batman #7 and the reimagined Joker, like fans have never seen before. I’m not sold yet.

This is what DC wants fan’s to see but as a long time joker fan, I see this:

I just can’t with this.!!! DC what are you doing?!!!

I haven’t posted in a long time. I have gone back to school to change my career and I’ve just been working. I found this small story that I wrote. I used inspiration from Shera but, with a Gotham spin on it. A riot breaks out and of course Joker uses the opportunity to go and bully some of the other inmates/patients but, his mocking gets turned against him. The story never went anywhere but, I thought I’d post it anyway.

Clay face was looking out the window of his prison cell, as the Joker strides up to him gun in hand. He turns in his chains to look at the Joker. Joker smiles at him evilly wanting to relishing in his fear but, Clay Face only looks at him critically. Ever the performer he stage whispers to the clown.

“I think I’ve finally figured out your character Joker… You want to blame one bad day for what you are but, it was never just one bad day, was it?” Clay face morphs into the figure of the long dead mobster Sallie Guzzo. Joker’s smile instantly falls from his face as he looks at his former tormentor. He starts to back up slowly eyes wide.

Guzzo gives him an evil smirk with nicotine yelled teeth and says in a mocking tone .”People have hurt you, haven't they?”.

Clay face then morphs into the form of the deceased Mafia Don Carmine Falcone. Falcone straightens his white suit brushing invisible lint from his lapel and looks at the Joker as if he was scrutinizing an insect.

He speaks to the Joker with a superior tone. “They didn't believe in you.” The Joker still wide eyed takes another step back.

Clay face then morphs into the form of Joker’s once allie Lex Luther, he steps forward with a disgusted look on his face before crossing his arms and saying, “They didn't trust you.” Joker gasps taking another step back. Clay Face then morphs into the form of the Dark Knight himself.

“Joker’s eyes grow impossibly wider before he whispers out,”no…” Batman takes a step forward with an actual smile on his face before speaking in his deep growl,

“Didn't need you.” Joker takes another step back hitting the wall. Shaking holding his gun in front of him, tears streaming down his face the Joker screams “NO, NO, NO!!!”

Clay Face morphs into Joker’s former protege Punchline, “betrayed you” then morphs into Joker’s onetime best friend Catwoman, “lied to you”, changing shape again Clayface takes the form of the Riddler, “kept secrets from you.”, he then morphs into Joker’s former physiatrist Dr. Joan Leland, “gave up on you”, Clay Face then takes the form of Joker’s former boss Salvatore Valestra, “used you” Clayface then turns into the Joker’s ex-girlfriend Harley Quinn.

She stands proudly shoulders back and marches straight up to the Joker. He drops his gun and puts his hands over his ears falling to his knees. Harley looks down at him meeting his eyes with distain on her face, she then says “Left you”, Joker drops his hands and seems to be looking right through her.

Clay Faces switches forms once again taking the form of what is suspected the Joker looked like before his accident. Joker looks at his past self with tear streaks on his face lower lip quivering. His past self looks at him with pity in their eyes before saying, “but, did you ever stop to think? Maybe, they're not the problem? It’s you. It’s always been you and, no matter how hard you try you can’t ever seem to change what you really are.”

The Joker looks miserably up at Clay Face. “Why are you doing this? Why are you being so mean to me?”. Tear tracks dried on his cheeks.

Clay Face morphs into Tommy Blackcrow a journalist Joker had tortured for years under the guise of being his “best friend” he smiles at the Jokers wide green eyes and says “Why would I torture you? We’re best friends. Isn’t that what you told me? What kind of friend would torture someone Joker?“

There’s a lot of debate on Mandela Effects. One of the big ones is the Looney Tunes. I remember it as Looney Toons a lot of millennials do but, it was always Looney Tunes. Why would it even be tunes as in a song when they weren’t known for musical numbers? Toons made more sense because, they are cartoons. It can be debated that since the original cartoons were called Merry Melodies is why they used tunes. So was it tunes or toons?Now the millennial generation is 1981-1996. This s a big hint at why millennials specifically have the “Looney Toons Mandela Effect”. In 1990 a cartoon was released called Tiny Toon Adventures. Not Tunes but Toons. It was a huge success and all millennials watched it. This cartoon was based off the original Looney Tunes. The logos are similar. The spelling is different.

Is this why Millenials remember Looney Toons? Are we getting it confused or is the fact that a cartoon that only ran 3 seasons based on the original proof that it was once Looney Toons and not Tunes? Why call it Tiny Toon Adventures? Should it not be Tiny Tune Adventures? Or was it actually Looney Toons all along?

I still adore the original Uglydolls. I hated the movie and feel it ruined the franchise. After the movie the dolls were made to look like modern plushies and nothing like the original handmade rag dolls that gave them the charm and appeal to collectors. I’ve made it a hobby to find and collect the original dolls as an adult. My first doll as a child was ice bat… He didn’t make it. Too much love and washing did him in. My second loved one was double trouble Wage. She made it but, was forever changed. She lost some parts but my Dad made sure she kept a face and even recycled my ice Bats mouth and teeth so in a way I had them both. I found a never used double trouble wage and this is her compared to my loved one.

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Are we surprised? No, not really.

The Penguin Pride and Prejudice had a running gag where the Penguin keeps walking in on the Joker doing weird things.

It’s a fun read.