continued! (quick translations :'D I kept the symbols/emojis in their signatures)
Reiji: Good evening to those who have gathered and those who will watch it later. Starting now, we will deliver the state of affairs regarding the fang-brushing habits of vampires living in Kaminashi Town. Onto our first VTR.
(a vtr is like a prerecorded video segment)
Kou★: Good evening! It's reporter Kou-kun☆ Today I'm collecting info about this family's fang-brushing habits! You, there! Could you give us a greeting?
♰Subaru♰: Sakamaki Subaru. 16......years old.
Kou★: Thank you~! Then, I want you to tell me the fang-brushing situation for everyone in this house!
♰Subaru♰: I use strawberry-flavored fangpaste.
Kanato: That's my strawberry flavor. Please don't steal it. It's annoying.
Ayato: Oi, I wanna say why my fangs are so sparkly so hand over the mic!
Laito❤️: You're just going to say that you brush them every day, right? Anyway, everyone, aren't you more curious about what I use to brush? Actually, it's your...❤️
Kou★: Umm, I have a feeling we can't talk about that on air, so let's hear from the next kid! Any particularities about your fang care~?
Shu: I don't care about my fangs. ......Haah, I'm just brushing with the fangbrush Reiji bought. That's all. Get out of my face.
Laito❤️: Nfu❤️ No one will be happy with that answer, right? I know, why don't you look inside my mouth? Using that camera......
Kou★: (I have a bad feeling......!? I knew the Sakamaki house was no good!)
Kou★: Ahaha~ ......Thanks for your answers~! I wanna hear more but it looks like we're out of time, sorry! Now then, back to you in the studio! Onto the next household!
Reiji: Hah......That was quite an exhausting VTR, so you may forget about it. Let's regroup and move on to the second VTR.
Kou★: Heyooo~! Next is the Mukami's turn! Kou-kun's gonna nail it this time too★
Kou★: Let's all say it together! \"Are you good at brushing your fangs?"/
Ruki: Mukami Ruki, 18 years old. Rest assured that I brush every day.
(last time, ruki's signature was in english, but this time it isn't lol)
Yuma🦷: Mukami Yuma, 17 years old. Same as with my teeth. Brushin' is a given, it's a habit. Ya gotta put some strength into it so they don't break......Nn? Ya want me to brush your teeth, too?
Mukami Azusa: Mukami Azusa......It's okay to say I'm 17 years old on the show, right......? I brush too much, I don't know when to stop......
Kou★: ......And that's all from the Mukami household! Everyone did great, right? By the way, I'm using this pink brush~★ Cute, right? Then, back to you in the studio~!
Reiji: Thank you, Mukami family, for politely introducing yourselves. We will now take a short break. We will continue onto the third VTR at about 40 minutes.
Reiji: To the viewers of "Are you good at brushing your fangs?!", thank you for waiting. The program will now resume. As the host, allow me to talk a bit about myself. I brush with a careful, gentle strength, without being too forceful. This is best for the fangs.
Reiji: Now, onto the next household.
Kou★: Yaho~! Next is the Tsukinami house! Are our two founders brushing well~?
Shin: Leave this to me. As you can see, Nii-san brushes carefully every day with a non-abrasive fang polish, okay? I think he brushes much better than the kids from the other houses.
Carla: Tsukinami Carla......18 years old. The finishing touches are done by my brother......is what I should say on this show, but I've never asked my brother to finish polishing my fangs. And while I don't recall being reluctant to brush my fangs in my childhood, on a certain birthday......
Kou★: Whoa, he started rambling! It seems kinda troublesome, so let's end it here! Ummm, next is the last one?
Kino: I'm tired of waiting. Can I introduce myself soon?
Kou★: This one seems like a pain too......!
Kino: Demon realm kids watching "Are you good at brushing your fangs." I, the prince, will set an example for you. Kino, 17 years old. Nice to meet you.
Kino: First, I brush my top fangs. By the way, the fangpaste I use is the normal, refreshing type. The steak flavor I tried last time was really awful. Like, whoever thought of that should apologize to me right now.
Kou★: Uwah, this guy's rambling too......Anyway, that's our time, so let's head back to the studio! This has been reporter Kou-kun★
Reiji: Then, everyone, please be like the children of Kaminashi Town and brush well from now on. Next time will be "Can you tell someone's personality by which side they brush first!? ~Fang-brushing fortune telling corner~." Thank you for watching today.
Kou★: Wait a sec! Is that typo part of a bit you're doing?!
(I guess reiji's post had another typo but I'm gonna be honest, I think I'm dumb as hell bc I don't even see it dfshsdfjk.....otherwise I would've put it in the translation somehow. whatev)
Notice from Are you good at brushing your fangs!?: Due to various reasons, this program has been cancelled. Please look forward to the next production.
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