The Weed Witch

I always feel like I give the impression of the sort of person who sits by the fire reading gay literature and listening to Mozart.

me, whispering softly at the edge of a forest: hozier, bro, i need your advice for a romantic date with my girlfriend

Apple has finally admitted they throttle older iPhones with iOS updates when they release a new model. As the battery degrades over time it’s no longer capable of providing as much power as the CPU needs to draw at peak performance and this can cause unexpected shutdowns so they’ve just been quietly slowing down their phones without disclosing it until now. Probably to encourage you to just buy a new phone for $1000 instead of having the battery replaced for $80.

deadass fuck any str*ight p*rson who thinks they have a “”“gaydar”“”

There are only two genders

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time