i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

*watches a studio ghibli film* maybe… life is okay

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

do you ever want to say some bullshit

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack