my place is in the ground

log on. sexualize the old man. log off. repeat

if you think about it, every song is actually about [current hyperfixation]

Souichi: Vibe check! *curses innocent people*

oh my god

the inside of my brain just sounds like this

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

I bet Dracula has parties where he only plays Skinny Puppy, Christian Death and Alien Sex Fiend