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*Hans Fuck-Beard voice* Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard! Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.

He's violating the Geneva conventions

ITS REAL??????

I don’t think I could pay @stupidfuckingidiot to even if I tried

The insanity of how close the design is makes me think that's probably thr exact one the artist based his outfit on

dear diary I wish I could draw cats

I literally have an animatic script laying in my documents on my laptop and vague designs for characters

I mean we can try :3

I know literally nothing about warrior cats but I will let you guys make a sona for me lol

Going straight from being obsessed with a character named Rollo to being obsessed with a character named Rolan has been, I will admit, a bit confusing at times

is your type guys whose name starts with rol?

@obsessingoverthesillies and @blood-official your favorite guys are in this <3

The way I literally started kicking my legs when my mans came in lmao, another banger 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

happy almost october everyone I wish you a very get bitten by the werewolf or vampire of your choice

I'm back on my BG3 bullshit and I keep thinking about an au where Lord Protector Rikke gets isekai'd into Faerun and how Astarion would react to meeting a powerful vampire lord who isn't an abusive shit head and actually cares about their underlings and after they defeat the Absolute Rikke offering for spawn!Astarion to come back with them to Macabria as their warden so he never has to fear the sun again

okay wait but coming back to macabria like: Carmilla look I have a new friend

Wait. We have to give Astarion a cell phone.

astarion meet the 15+ people I’m dating and also here you go have a cell phone with unrestricted internet access

God this started out as a kinda angsy bittersweet au idea but now I'm just imagining introducing him to different modern things. I wanna make this poor man from the dnd video game who's only ever heard lute music and fancy people classical music listen to System Of A Down. I wanna take him to one of Rollo's concerts and make his head explode

I'm back on my BG3 bullshit and I keep thinking about an au where Lord Protector Rikke gets isekai'd into Faerun and how Astarion would react to meeting a powerful vampire lord who isn't an abusive shit head and actually cares about their underlings and after they defeat the Absolute Rikke offering for spawn!Astarion to come back with them to Macabria as their warden so he never has to fear the sun again

okay wait but coming back to macabria like: Carmilla look I have a new friend

Wait. We have to give Astarion a cell phone.