*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love
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*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

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Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die
*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes
@ciaseeds PLEASE
yeah okay fair point
okay you people CANT just keep being funnier than me on my own post like this
Lake Superior perfect size for sailboat to put in
Inside very calm water very warm very good for sailboat. Comfort sailboat. put sailboat in lake superior
PUT. SAILBOAT. IN. LAKE. SUPERIOR.
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A silly little drawing to go with this absolute stunner of a Christmas fic (written last year by my beloved @notearnest ) — it’s an absolute treat and I couldn’t help myself but illustrate this scene from it ✨
My humble offer of the day

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Me — already posting another drawing? Truly shocking! Anyway, here’s jehanparnasse
If you’re still feeling particularly violent and unhinged I could send you the address of the 50 something guy that hits on every single woman below 25 or so he meets
Idk about that fam — I’m not a big fan of anonymous people offering to dox others due to circumstances I have absolutely no way to know anything about. Not saying you aren’t telling the truth or that what he’s doing isn’t gross, just that there’s no way for me to know enough about the situation to even consider getting involved (especially when your message is anonymous and I have no idea who you are).
we need more books about queer ppl who are violent and unhinged
we have enough books about being gay in high school it is time for books about being gay and a cunt
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”Vive la France! Vive l’avenir!”

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dear smut writers,
to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever
a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes
so when you say things like this:
I am imagining things like this:
Is this what they mean by CNC kink?
wasn’t a beautiful night. pesis is peeled
Did y’all know that that’s what you literally have to do if someone breaks their dick?? Like, to reattach/stitch up the erectile tissues you have to actually peel the skin off the penis the same way you would a banana and it’s called ”de-gloving the penis”! It’s one of my top three urology fun facts!
here is the thing about steel. and this is a lesson i have learned the hard way. every so often you will decide a grade of steel is your favorite grade of steel. sometimes it's a superalloy and sometimes it's just something regular that you can buy at any vendor ever. and you will put that grade of steel in everything and think your life is hunky dory. and then suddenly someone will discover that your pet grade of steel has some obscure esoteric little problem with it that fucks up your whole day [ie it's way more brittle than you expected, or it becomes magnetic when welded. etc.]. so you freak out and run crying into the arms of another grade of steel, and this one is like shhhh baby don't worry you can trust me i'll never betray you like that. but believe me. they all will. every last one of them.
lil comic for @just-french-me-up jehanparansse story that u can read here

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I am over two months late (I lost access to my account because I’m not a particularly clever man) and I’m so sorry about that, but here is my contribution to @drinkwithme-exchange for @miratho ! Eponine being (fondly) fed up with Grantaire and his bullshit :’) I love these silly little geese to death and I’m so sorry it took this long for me to post them!!
Guys I am so so sorry — there’s a bunch of people I haven’t responded to since like? Late August/early September and there was the drinkwithme exchange that I was supposed to participate in but I managed to lose my phone and couldn’t manage to figure out my password to get back onto the platform to access my account. As you can tell I’ve managed to get it back, but again I’m so so so sorry. I’ll be getting back to y’all as soon as I possibly can and I’ll be posting my super delayed contribution to the exchange right after this, but again I’m so sorry!