Sade Olutola
wallacepolsom
almost home
PR's Tumblrdome
Keni
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium
@theartofmadeline
pixel skylines
Cosimo Galluzzi
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d e v o n
izzy's playlists!
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roma★
EXPECTATIONS
if i look back, i am lost
seen from Türkiye
seen from Algeria
seen from Bangladesh
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@blogthingiguesd
next time you’re in your least favorite class and your teacher says something you disagree with follow these 4 simple steps:
stand up as quietly as possible
move your hands to your chest and beat your chest like a gorilla
make gorilla sounds
exit the classroom
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People around me: *display personality traits that make them unique and well liked*
Brain: ⚠🚨⚠🚨⚠🚨⚠🚨!!!!????!?!?! do we have those
Me: *checks files* Uhhhhhh nope
Brain:
Me:
Brain: steal
“Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him”
I want this to be my life
das a beebee
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?
i will always support this post
@mooserattler back on my dash!
Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???
I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.
he is more powerful than god
I just died
1: “Oooh! I like your accent! Where are you from?”
2: [accented] “I’m Liberian.”
1: “My bad!” [whispering] “I like your accent. Where are you from?”
This kid is fucking hilarious!
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straight boy problem #175
when ur homie breathe thru his mouth and u gotta stop breathing because u don’t wanna inhale guy air bc ur straight and also ur muscles are huge
That moment when straight people don’t actually act like that
um im a scientist studying the Straights™ so think before u speak
Coming from a straight dude, this doesn’t fucking happen.
i watched football once so i think i know what im talking about buddy
stop trying so hard to be funny. lol
this post has 130,427 notes so no. lol
You’re dumb
this post now has 141,000 notes
And you’re still 141,000 times more of an idiot for loving that
number of people that hate this post: 4
number of people who know how to take a joke: 140,996
Palm trees don’t even have hands
There are three types of people… (via akilan_shady)
Cat Logic Makes No Sense
friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair
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I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
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A fishy situation. (via gfycat)
OMG THAT THIRD TIME THO
