King Dork

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS HAHAAH

i want all of these

the person on the millennium falcon is literally like welcome to my fuck-dungeon 

i dont understand why people are like “omg this sucks i got socks for christmas” wHY THE WOULDNT YOU WANT LIL SOCK SOCKS FOR YOU FEETSIES THEY ARE THE BEST THING THEY COME IN COLORS AND PATTERNS WITH LIL CHRISTMAS JINGLE HTINGSS AND WARM YOUR ITSY BITSY TOES AND THEY ARE LIKE TINY SWEATERS FOR YOU FEET  I LOVE SOCKS

are you dumbledore

UPDATE: I now have FIVE shiny Sylveons (I need to stop hatching Eevees) so I will give FOUR away. This increases everyone’s chances. They’re all male, modest nature, Pixilate ability with Wish as an egg move. Reblog this second post to spread the word!

i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep

I have been waiting a whole year to reblog this.

i’m reblogging this because the sherlock fandom is terrifying and I’m scared that if I don’t reblog this one day I’m just going to be killed in my sleep when they rid the world of all non-believers or something and that’s what they meant by “everything will be explained later”

Not going to lie that’s why I’m reblogging this too

I think many people I know need to own these

I need to invent a time machine and send this back to my seven-year-old self.

Gasps…*Poofs up* Defense Mechanism. Fear thee fluff.

I’m mad about this cause they didn’t have to but they did

EXPLAIN PLEASE

Rudolph the red nose reindeer, you’ll “go down in history”

ARE YOU FUVKING KIDDING ME IVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS FOR LIKE 2 YEARS AND NOW I GET IT JUST NOW I GET A JOKE THAT WAS SO SIMPLE AND IN THE FUVKIN CONTEXT. IT WAS IN. THE. CONTEXT. FUCK THIS JOKE. FUCK THIS SEASON. SCREW YOU RUDOLPH GET YOUR GOD DAMN GRADE UP