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These are Chilli Alchemist Hot Sauces – six delicious and fiery concoctions to ignite your taste buds, packed full of intriguing ingredients from all over the world. Whether they're actually made in a distant sorcerer's laboratory is neither here nor there, but every one of them is delicately hand-corked, wax-sealed and adorned with its own individually scorched label. 

Whether you like it or not, there will come a time in your life when your nose hairs need to be kept in check. Make sure you're properly armed for the occasion. Don't let it come to this: "Sorry pal you've got a bit of a bogey up y... oh no it's just a clump of your horrendous nostril hair".  Don’t worry.... just get this awesome ray gun nose trimmer and you’ll be fine!

Wanna look fancy but you don’t have the money? This smart watch is cheap and looks stunning! They also have a lot of there watches! Check them out now!

3D puzzle of the Millennium Falcon..... do I need to say more? AWESOME! You can choose between silver or gold! Lovely office decoration!

Just pour a shot into the shot glass (provided), spin the arrow and whoever the arrow points to must drink! Or make up your own rules! This shot spinner drinking game is as easy as fucking!

Feeling stressed and frustrated? Release that pent up aggression on Dead Fred, a handy pen holder and stress buster all rolled into one. Ideal for the office, Fred makes a great gift for your up-tight colleagues. Made from durable silicone rubber.

There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages!

Looking for something wonderful to while away the hours? Well, why not step right back to the 80s with our perfectly portable Retro Pocket Games console with LCD screen.  

Whether your allegiances lie with Lloyd, the legendary green ninja or Kai, the master of fire, the alarm clock of your choice is packed with fabulous features and is super easy to use.

The Airzooka is a high-tech soft-combat weapon firing high velocity airballs from its gaping gun mouth. It has a manual quick-release sprung firing mechanism and flip-up non-precision sighting system.

We all knew the Zombie Apocalypse was going to happen one day! I didn’t realise it would all start with the Zombie Gnome!

From the lofty heights of 'Gangsta's Paradise' to a momentous residency in the Big Brother House, pineapple-headed rapper Coolio has now turned his hand to cookery lessons – billing himself as the "ghetto Martha Stewart." Check Cooking with Coolio!

Fumbling with keyrings, mashing bottles against tabletops, ruining your precious teeth – struggling to prize open a beer is rarely a momentous occasion. You need the uncompromising jaws of the Dinosaur Bottle Opener!

First came the Whopper. Then the Big Mac. And now the Giant Gummy Burger joins this esteemed dynasty of fast-food heroes.

Are your lips in pieces? Smooth 'em out with the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Lip Kit.

Nothings says fuck you like this chocolate bar!

I could use the ‘how to live with a huge penis’ book!