i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

Stop replying "Omg I hate getting news this way!!" on tumblr memes about major current events. This is the best way to receive national news ever devised and this is the best website on earth

princess diana was a girlboss who was murdered. but she was murdered by queen elizabeth, who was also a girlboss. so it was still a win for feminism

sometimes it’s “no one loves me” other times it’s “I am not brave enough to look those who love me in the eye”

i think its sexy when men have like 3 followers. anything above 100 is a female trait. ideal is when theyre offline fighting in the woods

Every room is a waiting room if you don’t want to be there.

Parents will make food a punishment, a reward, an incentive, and a threat but then be like, How come my kid has an unhealthy relationship with food and their body?

What are they on…I want some

1-2 adderall 1-2 bumps of k and a klonopin

I love Dogme 95

Honestly I want some too

@masc-vers

this video used to be fucking insane to me, but I’ve been watching a lot of KUWTK lately and I rewatched this and it seems completely normal

Before I go to sleep tonight I want to get married

how are all these scottish people so like……right all the time

i wanna be married :( 

There could be a chameleon anywhere, any time

i feel like i don’t think comedy is funny

No one looks at me when I walk. People want me to pay money for each thing I get.