What

i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

are we going to have crowley fridays?

yes please let’s make this a thing

HAPPY CROWELY FRIDAY :D

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

Reblogged this 193773 times I don’t care

PUPPY GON LIVE

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

So you know how guys get pin up girl tattoos? I am going to get a tattoo of a really hot guy pin up style. I am thinking Nikolai Lantsov or maybe the Darkling.

Endorsed.

I’d draw that for you.

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner