this grave keeper edible aint shit

The utter lack of physical desc for Spencer Middleton is compensated by the fact that his outfits get described so frequently and they all fuck like hell. Do I know his canon hair or eye color? No, but I AM madly in love with the fact that we know he looks out of place in a suit and tie and looks 'more in his proper element' when wearing a plaid buttonup

”you’re evil if you don’t rb this” “rb this for good luck!” “idc if this does not fit your blog theme please reblog it” whatever. fireball fifth level, dc 18 dex save

Sorry about your boyfriend. The walls began to tear. Not the walls of the train but those of his false and hollow reality. Yeah, he’s twisting in his thrall to yog-sothoth. All the doors are open now. Sorry.

"kill them with kindness"? wrong! Y'AI 'NG'NGAH, YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous