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styofa doing anything
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
AnasAbdin
izzy's playlists!
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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dirt enthusiast
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Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
YOU ARE THE REASON
if i look back, i am lost
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@blitzturtles
My pinned post disappeared at some point, so here's a new one:
GENERAL
↦ Mick, Turtle, Blitz, 'Hey You'
↦ They/them
↦ 21+
↦ PTSD and social anxiety make it very hard for me to be social, but I enjoy interacting with people!
↦ Married to @sexyvanillatiger IRL.
LINKS
Ao3 * Twitter (18+) * Writing Tag * Straw.Page * Sideblog For Reblogs * Ko-Fi
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welcome to the crochet club. we have jackets. you make them yourself. here's the pattern.
wait until you find out about the sewing...
wife: i think i should pull out my computer and write right now. me: would you like me to take away the yarn? wife: no, i think i would have significant emotional distress and say something that would end my marriage.
#'shall i take your hyperfixation directly out of your hands?'#'why yes darling thank you i desire the rage of a supernova in the vicinity of my most precious relationship#thank you!' @sexyvanillatiger
wife: i think i should pull out my computer and write right now. me: would you like me to take away the yarn? wife: no, i think i would have significant emotional distress and say something that would end my marriage.
my friend telling me that she's spoiled because she only buys the nice yarn.
girl, spoiled is a reserved title, and if i had the room to judge you, i filled it with yarn, so no i don't.
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i was just trying to photograph the silly way they dispensed my zofran and nico said
The only way I can consume oasis
wife: i know what you need me: :D ¿¿¿que??? wife: literally throws a cat at me like wtf
she was so earnest about it, too!
and i was so rotten about my suggestion, idk what she expected, lmao.
"i was so rotten" ass face out here looking like (◕ᴗ◕✿)
wife: i know what you need me: :D ¿¿¿que??? wife: literally throws a cat at me like wtf
she was so earnest about it, too!
and i was so rotten about my suggestion, idk what she expected, lmao.
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Not to go less than a month since my last dead mom post, but lmao it really doesn't get easier.
I highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. Life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore
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me: i don't think i've ever written a de-aged fic
wife: you have. you hit the kid with a car
#guys i was actually so horrified with what i apparently did but it's actually so fucking funny to me now?#throw it in reverse and run him over next#he'll be fine baby just let me do it
you know what would be really funny? if my brain fluid was leaking out my nose... for months... and i just kept taking a disgusting amount of various antihistamines... and they just kept not working. that would be hilarious.
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me or my wife: says or does anything stupid the other one: immediately tattles to tumblr
Me: do some jumping jacks, then talk to me. Wife: oh shit, that sounds orthostatically dire.
