drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra

I feel like the posting levels are not where they should be for a Dick Cheney death. Never felt more like a millennial. There was a time people would be dancing in the streets at this news

If I see a company advertising with AI, it makes me lose trust in them and the services and goods they supply. If you’re too slimy and cheap to hire a voice actor for a 15 second ad or an artist to design promotional graphics, what other corners are you cutting? There was a nurse posting pictures of the AI generated advertisement his hospital posted everywhere and he was pointing out the errors in the image like the stethoscope having two sets of earpieces and the doctor’s fingers being wrong. I think if I walked into a hospital and saw that bullshit I’d be like “They’re charging me $80k for this procedure and not paying advertising people to do their job. Are they paying custodians to do their job? What else are they cheaping out on and could it be something that kills me?”

it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)

it is what it is…… (i fucking hate the way it is)

michigans whole deal was cherries maines thing is blueberries what are the fruits of other states. florida oranges i know them

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually

big fan of liars. big fan of characters whose entire existence is a facade. love it when everything's stripped away from them and the lie is the only thing left of their identity. love it when the lines between an act and the truth are blurring. are they even them without the lie? the lie doesn't become the truth per se, but it's now such an intricate part of them it might as well be.

“why do i believe this” and “who benefits from me believing it” are the first steps to decolonization and we should all be doing this more

how is it june next week how are we already on the 6th month of the year wasn’t it just march

looks at you with my huge brown eyes. let's touch a hot stove together. Ok?