blibby

If you like men in a gay way your number one duty is to confound lesbians with your taste

If you show a lesbian a guy you think is hot and she's not like "HIM????" You're not doing it right

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

They said it couldn't be done: this gay guy is going to bed early

love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ﻌ- one you know what i mean.

goodnight strange homosexuals in my device i will see you all tomorrow if the fog doesn’t get me

guy who can taste cilantro just fine but doesn’t particularly like it falls in love with guy who eats cilantro specifically because it tastes like soap to him