I don't know what to put here...

don't be sad. if your plushie was alive it would hump you too ❤️ yay

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

cannot stop thinking about how cute he'd sound with a little bell on his collar. so that when im fucking him from behind and his entire body shakes and rocks against my hips, there's a little jingle.

Thinking about how I should improve my diet is the worrrrrst

I may be able to help

Cannibalism is also extremely unhealthy. That’s how you get the holes in brain disease

You are weak willed and should eat people

I’m not sure about that one chief

I am

"byeee loser x3" <== cute things to say ass I stretch my asshole pumping out thick logs full of your bones and clothes and a few of your personal belongings you clutched on to as you got digested. its a super gassy and smelly shit too, air warm and wet with putrid shit stink. a completely humiliating way to die, not an ounce of dignity in your last moments or the disposal of your corpse 🥺