The blood means I love you

My voice was ruined by testosterone but I've also ruined it with copious amounts of coffee so now at least I sound like a milf with an addiction.

I want a lightly raspy but comforting voice that's as sweet as honey, and it hasn't happened yet. Something that sounds how a warm blanket feels.

Girlthings are telling me I already have this voice.

Apparently you can test this by saying "No, honey. You're not old enough for coffee." And as a little bonus it tests the girlthing's mental fortitude.

Horsepower (Hp) is just a measurement of power and so by giving it context within time you can get Horsepower hours (Hp/h), a measurement of energy. All measurements of energy is also completely relative, and can be swapped out as you please. One Hp/h is roughly 641 calories, and is completely within the realm of consuming in one meal.

Also, because Horsepower is just a rate of power, and Hp/h is that power given over time, that means that anyone can measure the average rate of food they ate in a day using horsepower with a simple equation that might just be (I am fuckig stupid) the total amount of calories divided by 15,388.32 (the factor of Hp:c • 24 hours in a day)

"second person doesn't get a lot of use in english" clearly you aren't writing enough sadistic porn

That girl online who's worryingly good at geoguesser really liked your selfie btw

i need someone to eat me

One of the most heartbreaking things in this world is when a pervertgirl is so tired she can’t even muster up the energy to be horny.

We've got fatty and well-marbled nice girls at home, dear

*trying to forcefem the alcoholic egg* i heard that estradiol is a good hangover treatment…

let it be known that if you blog hard enough, you’ll wake up to a really pretty girl in your bed