The blood means I love you

Armpits out with sleeves is so important

Girls with pit hair are important and you know it.

Girl with sweat glistening off her skin is also important. Take notes.

Armpits out with sleeves is so important

Girls with pit hair are important and you know it.

My voice was ruined by testosterone but I've also ruined it with copious amounts of coffee so now at least I sound like a milf with an addiction.

I want a lightly raspy but comforting voice that's as sweet as honey, and it hasn't happened yet. Something that sounds how a warm blanket feels.

Girlthings are telling me I already have this voice.

Apparently you can test this by saying "No, honey. You're not old enough for coffee." And as a little bonus it tests the girlthing's mental fortitude.

Horsepower (Hp) is just a measurement of power and so by giving it context within time you can get Horsepower hours (Hp/h), a measurement of energy. All measurements of energy is also completely relative, and can be swapped out as you please. One Hp/h is roughly 641 calories, and is completely within the realm of consuming in one meal.

Also, because Horsepower is just a rate of power, and Hp/h is that power given over time, that means that anyone can measure the average rate of food they ate in a day using horsepower with a simple equation that might just be (I am fuckig stupid) the total amount of calories divided by 15,388.32 (the factor of Hp:c • 24 hours in a day)

"second person doesn't get a lot of use in english" clearly you aren't writing enough sadistic porn

That girl online who's worryingly good at geoguesser really liked your selfie btw

i need someone to eat me

One of the most heartbreaking things in this world is when a pervertgirl is so tired she can’t even muster up the energy to be horny.

We've got fatty and well-marbled nice girls at home, dear