Bleeky the Nimble

buying hair dye and the woman who checked me out at the counter wished me a happy mothers day. am I officially old now what the hell.

The idea that a woman saw me in my “pool boy at the vampire mansion” tee, perceived my purchase of red and black hair dye, and looked at my awkward chubby baby face and still assumed I had children. What kind of insane maternal aura am I giving off that it out weighs All of That.

Trying to print gay fanfiction, and the damn printer jammed. A lovely employee offered to print it behind the counter, and I couldn’t think of a reason to say no and didn’t want to be suspicious and now this poor man is printing 200 pages of smut on very nice paper. KILLING MYSELFFFFFFFFF

Oh my god. There’s a problem with their printer too. He’s waving my smut around and asking other employees to help. Im gonna die.

two beautiful masc lesbians just walked into my cafe with their tiny kid and she was maybe the cutest baby I’ve ever seen in my life. I gave her a cookie and she was so babbley and happy. im sick.

They came back today……

This is my kitty btw… she is an angel.

this side blog business is funny because I’m trying to like. lead a bunch of horses to water. reblogging my own posts. this is a humiliation ritual