UNDER CO.

drunk me thought this was my apartment and now sober me is trying to convince you not to call the cops because i broke in and fell asleep on your couch

we’re both subbing for our friends on a blind date

our cars are stuck next to each other in standstill traffic and we’re bored as heck and jamming to that song that just came on your radio.

we’re neighbors and the power’s out and only one of us has a working stove for dinner

i’m lost and i asked you for directions but you’re lost too 

i found your lost dog/cat/snake other sort of pet

we’re professional thieves both trying to steal the same thing

our parents and/or friends keep trying to get us together but one/both of us don’t swing that way.

we both went to meet the same friend but they’re not there and now it’s awkward

we’re sharing the same hospital room

we’re meeting each other offline for the first time

oh no you didn’t just say my favorite character was lame and now we’re gonna debate and realize that we’ve actually found someone who gets out dumb jokes.

i tried to rob your house and it turns out you’re a witch/wizard?? and now im stuck working for you to pay off the damage i caused.

im an experienced cop and you’re the newbie im stuck with let’s go take down a gang

im the band conductor and you’re in charge of the orchestra and there is some serious competition going down here.

you’re the IT person who always comes in to fix my computers because i have the touch of death with electronics.

we’re trying to hook up our best friends with themselves.

i was hired to kill you and now i’ve been hired to protect you and now it’s awkward.

im the demon you summoned for a contract but really i just care about your netflix.

im a super hero and you’re a super villain and we totally slept together last night what the fuck was that.

everyone has their soulmate’s name written on their arms and our arms are blank.

     “s’rose gold. umm. ‘m’ charm, heart charm, moon charm, and some others. it’s, like, super important to me, so … ”

as it happens, yes she has. rey sets her rucksack down and rummages through a bag full of junk, looking for the lost item. of course she’d picked it up  ---  it’d make sense that someone would come back for it, but she hadn’t thought that far ahead. her stomach had reached a point of squirming uncomfortably, and she was going to pawn the bracelet so that she could eat that night (and, maybe if she was lucky, for the rest of the week). there goes that, she guesses. 

it’s retrieved as soon as she finds it, draped over her first two fingers and held out.