Glued together with love and fear of the future

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

@thursdayscecil @the-duchess-of-spring-fling or for Ye and mmmmmmm

Mmmmm Ye fam

It’s the best box in the world

The only unboxing video that matters.

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

“I want the tacos with the hard shells” Me:“ ma'am we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla” “Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?” Me:“no, ma'am, we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas” “Flour or corn? So…which ones are the hard ones?” -.-.-.- “Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn’t taste right.” “Uh sir we don’t have a salad bar. That’s the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It’s not meant to be eaten” “Well if it’s not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!” “Sir, it’s decorative. We aren’t serving it.” -.-.-.- “What’s this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!” “Sir that’s the tax, it’s 5% in our state.” “No you’re trying to steal from me, I’ll have you fired!” “Sir, it says right there that it’s the tax.” -.-.-.-

Good god the list could go on forever

“Why aren’t you scanning my coupon?” “Because it’s expired, Ma'am.” “Well, can’t you just run it anyway and just… Not tell anyone?” “No ma'am, the cash register knows all the coupons and it will detect that this one’s expired.” “That’s not fair! You can’t just send people coupons and not let them use them when they’re only a day late!” “Ma'am, I-” “Can’t you just run it??” “No, ma'am. I can’t. It’s imposs-” “THEN FIND ME SOMEONE WHO CAN!!”

I can’t count the number of times customers will claim to know our prices better than us and the managers.

“You have to have an Internet connection and a hard drive to play this game do you have both?” “Yes.” Literally the next day “I need to return this no one told me I have to have an Internet connection and why do I need a hard drive”

yes let’s make him president

Stay away from these

If you were ever a girl that people whispered about and laughed at as you walked by…. That feeling never goes away. You’re suspicious of everyone around you having a good time, thinking it’s at your expense.

this is why I am always anxious in social settings

this is making me tear up holy shit

OH SNAP

I’m especially happy for the elder members of the lgbt community because there was a very real possibility this wouldn’t happen in their lifetime and it has and that has got to be a wonderful feeling

I don’t get how some mothers can say “i don’t care the gender as long as the baby’s healthy i will love them” before going into labour for 8+ hours then 17 years later kick their daughter Jessica out of the house because she was born a Justin.

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK