Bleach Headcanons

Another reason why Shuhei got the 69 tattoo is to make people think he’s had sexual experience when in reality, he hasn’t. 

Aizen is not allowed to drink sake anymore. When he gets drunk he dresses in drag and does the hula.

I think Orihime doesn’t really love Ichigo, but has convinced herself she does purely for what he represents to her.  I think the unresolved and untreated issues from her past prevent her having any romantic relationship just yet.

I think she was originally attracted to Ichigo because he seemed violent and intimidating like her abusive parents, and that was the kind of person she thought she deserved. 

After getting to know him she sees him as a perfect, kind knight and subconsciously associated him with her brother (who saved her from that situation) and is terrified to fail to help Ichigo the way she did Sora. Now she thinks following and loving Ichigo will save her from turning out like her parents and absolve her guilt about Sora’s death, and has clung to her crush on him harder.

Ichigo’s new head wrap/scarf is traditional Shiba Clan attire. 

By wearing it he’s now announcing his solid affiliation with his father’s clan and his status as a noble of Soul Society.

Uryu never really got over Yoshino's death and still thinks of her on dark cloudy days.

Toshiro is actually a generally kind and soft hearted person, but acts cold towards others so that they are afraid to tease him about his age or height. 

Aizen enjoys classical music, particularly grand orchestral  music. He has a fondness for both eastern and western classical. He also secretly enjoys jazz, but would not admit to that under pain of death.

Even though Toshiro acts very serious all the time, he’s actually secretly addicted to rap music. He plays it in his office when Rangiku is out gathering information for her reports, so he isn’t disturbed by the most loud-mouthed woman in the squad.

Byakuya and Hisana were actually a very incompatible couple, married for all the wrong reasons.

Byakuya was drawn to her because she reminded him of his quiet, sickly father and it made him feel better to ‘save’ her.  Hisana was wholly consumed by guilt and accepted his proposal because his wealth freed her to finally try atone for abandoning Rukia by searching for her.

After seeing Yuzu cry herself to sleep, Kon tried to spend as much time as he could with Karin and Yuzu everytime Ichigo left his body with him. Kon wanted them to feel like they were spending more time with their brother. 

Ichigo and Kaien are actually long lost brothers. No one except Kaien and Yamamoto knew about it, not even his closest friends. Kaien born to a different mother who left and was actually taken away from his home at an early age, because social services didn’t think Isshin was fit to raise him. Ichigo was born a year later, and doesn’t know about him.

Szayel created a wireless internet system for Hueco Mundo. Instead of calling it WiFi, he calls it HollowFi.

I think Mashiro is actually a pervy lil shit.

Yumichika would look great in a peacock costume. The flashy, show-off bird is a perfect compliment to his personality and his desire to be beautiful.

I think Hisana would have loved Wakame Ambassador.

The best costume for Rukia would be one of a devil.