Puff, puff, pass

Yeah…that makes sense.

In the twisted weird way......it does. 

I like how you still try to cover your attraction to me with hostility.

Attraction? Did you hit your head on a rock?

Why not?

Because you aint ready for this jelly.

Feeling’s mutual.

Ew, I don’t want anything mutual with you.

I can’t take you seriously.

Totally, you don’t even have a milkshake.

I can agree with that definitely. Especially the not smart part.

Like you’re any better.

I think you just have nothing to say.

I always have something to say. It may not be smart, but it’s something.

And just how many male strippers have you been around? Are you having to resort to paying for pleasure nowadays? 

Have you ever heard that my milkshake brings my boys to the yard? 

Sounds just like something someone who didn’t have an answer to a question would say. Congratulations, you can almost successfully avoid straight up answering a question.

But, it’s easy to avoid anything you say. 

You’re easier than a male stripper.