"This shit hole is disgusting. Where are the maids? I don’t even want to sit down without having the seat wiped before I rest my royal ass."
"Well... I am afraid there are no maids, except Super High School Level ones.. but if you would like some things cleaned up to make it better for your royal a- for you, I would be happy to oblige... Your highness...!"
Completely leaving out the mention of his own minor royal status, Edward swept into a bow, almost knocking his glasses off his nose. Idiot.
















