phased by the moon

“If they wanted too, they would” wrong. I have executive dysfunction. go fuck yourself

“If they’re not showing you effort, they’re not interested” bro I can barely show interest in my own hobbies. get down off your pedestal a moment

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

smut with a side of dread

Enough about favorite books. What’s a book you read and absolutely hated? The book you’ve got a bone to pick with.

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

a really really really underrated feeling in learning a different language is when you start to hear words. as in it's no longer a string of sounds, you can parse through where words start and stop as you're hearing them. even words that you don't know what they mean yet but you can distinctly hear it as a whole word

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

i bet being treated properly by your parents your whole life feels sooooo good

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

vampires