KW.

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

every woman is out of every man’s league actually

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

As ever the best jedi remains qui gon for engineering a disaster that would ruin the universe but dying before he had to face any consequences for his actions

space reagan