BEA

The best thing about 2013 is that it’s over in a week

sometimes when chronically ill/disabled/neurodivergent people say “I can’t do this thing” they really mean “I can technically do this thing I guess, but not without pretty significant repercussions” and I really need more fully-abled people to understand the validity of that

god just let her have it

my houseplants love having a mommy who vapes

You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you or the X-Men, and they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved jabbering little prick in my entire life and that says a lot because I've been alive for more than two hundred fucking years! And I'll tell you, that bald chick was right about one thing: you will never save the world. You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper!Motherfucker, I wish I could say you'll die alone, but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die! Except that's on all of us! You got nothing to say, mouth?!