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why the FUCK is there no sound
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Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan
why the FUCK is there no sound

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The people running after him makes it funnier
He looks so happy
The whole post, blessed.
RUN HOME KEANU!
AND DON’T STOP FOR ANYTHING!
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IT’S HIS NOW :D
Reblog in 30 minutes and all of your greams will come true
Me: *Posts Art*
What y’all think I posted:
Guys, please support your favorite artists by reblogging them! They help us way more than likes! ♥ Thank you!
REBLOG YOUR WRITERS AND YOUR ARTISTS PLEASE
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drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
you climb that fuckin tree right now
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.
everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this
take a deep breath.
Hey! Just a reminder that if you ever see an art post with less than 100 notes, even if you aren’t in the fandom, reblog it or at least leave a like and nice comment!! 💛💛
And hey not just fandom stuff too! If you see someone draw their own character go ahead and reblog too! Maybe send in an ask about said character or two! Show a bit of support for their original ideas too!
This fella gets it
“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]
[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]
Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.
Me as a father
this is so pure
Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.
Everything about this video makes me happy.

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not even fuckin risking it at this stage
hahhaha gOD DAMMIT
please please please
got a big test coming up this saturday
need all the luck I can get
I have 4 tests in 3 days
I have a test in 39 minutes.
I’m thinking about her
forbidden fruit
Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much?
Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It’s got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this “fruit” has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it.
As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he’s a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it’s basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that’s what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win.
This is your personal guardian dog.
He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”
He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!
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this man is a ghibli movie character