i'm not a monster I'M A SHARK

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

A stalwart of British acting, with an incredibly varied talent, from the hilarious Hercules Shipwright in Cabin Pressure, to long suffering Giles in Buffy, even Frank N Furter in Rocky Horror on stage, Anthony Head, you shall be missed.

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

it's like nobody even cares about cookies and milk anymore and all they want is masters degrees

With the confirmation that King Gus is gay, we now have another contender for the funniest possible Julien Davinos political marriage candidate.