if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat
Fart wife?
trying on a metaphor

oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
DEAR READER

Kiana Khansmith
Misplaced Lens Cap

Origami Around
Jules of Nature

roma★
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Peter Solarz

Andulka
Xuebing Du
art blog(derogatory)
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if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat
Fart wife?

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Don't you think you owe it to readers to give them what they want?
No? What an odd take. Read my fic or don't.
What do I look like, Burger King?
I write for my enjoyment. If you'd like to share in that, you're welcome. If not, please move on. This isn't school; nobody's going to flunk you for not reading things.
i block ppl all the time so my blocklist ranges from "actual fucking asshole fascist" n "post that mildly annoyed me because im petty" and if i went thru my blocklist rn i probably would have no idea why i blocked each of them but whatever
more of my bug (fate)
she enjoys making dresses
why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps
what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here
LEAVE ME ALONE

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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.
According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.
I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣
sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..
?????LOL
absolute trinity x prime 👾
is that woman character actually “not well written” or are you just not paying attention to her. is that woman character actually “less interesting” or do you just not care about her.
i think there is a difference between a knowingly flawed character and a thematically uncomfortable character and knowing the difference is half the battle
knowingly flawed character: this character has traits that the author deliberately put in to show they have nuance and aren't perfect as a person. this will put them at odds with some readers and endear them to others, depending on them as people, and that's good!
thematically uncomfortable character: oh boy the author has some Beliefs
don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material
and it shuts down any further conversation. Your projection is so powerful that any criticism of the character at that point becomes "so you think that about me????" and any differing analysis becomes "so you think I shouldn't exist as a person?????" and man. I'm too tired to hold your hand through that crisis. Go away.

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Maybe,but
Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?
actually a coworker of mine said something interesting about this. I was saying that I truly can’t help how easily I cry, and I hate when people assume I do it on purpose.
and he paused for a second and then said, “when you’ve been taught from a young age that crying is weak and you should train yourself never to cry for any reason, you assume that everyone else has trained themselves too, so anyone who cries has to be doing it on purpose. it took me a long time to realize that wasn’t true.”
listen we’re never gonna run out of ways the patriarchy hurts all of us.
this tweet. but for tumblr
And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl
Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.
You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...
make chocolate chip cookies
all purpose flour
baking soda
salt
softened butter
granulated sugar
brown sugar
vanilla extract
egg
chocolate chips
gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one
how long should it bake
+1 minute
-1 minute
and at what temperature
+10°f
-10°f

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Let’s make tea
Tea
Water
Sugar
Honey
Milk/Cream
Lavender
Edible Glitter
Do it for him
Its time
Yep
⅓ cup water
5 ⅓ teaspoon half and half
17.5 teaspoons of edible glitter
2 tablespoons plus 0.85 teaspoons of lavender syrup
2 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon of honey
Only thing left to calculate is the tea itself
36 tea bags
Okay so in the end I was only able to steep 20 tea bags in intervals before I had to stop out of concern that I may stop getting water back
That being said I did lick the spoon clean that I used to mix it but I’m chalking it up to a brief tea induced moment of insanity since it is very bad tasting, I’m currently wondering if I can cook it into something so it doesn’t go to waste
I would like to suggest trying to make bread with it
You win
It’s in the oven now, it blends in with the pan it’s in
It changed colors in the oven
Admittedly this tastes way better than it did on its own, it’ll probably be palatable with jelly or something
The slice looks like a brownie
It honestly looked creepily like mostly cooked ground beef in person when I first cut into it
*asks tumblr to help make tea
*Tumblr makes bread instead
Sounds about right
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀