people can change, right?

I'm going to go to sleep in my bed for 400 hours

I work at a pizza place canonically now. I makea the pizza 🤌

there are teenagers whose parents met on tinder

facebook.com is legally old enough to drink in the u.s.

Please stop...

myspace's former user base has begun to enter middle age!

​Time to googl[remembers i want the cool leftist mutuals to like me] duck duck go something [remembers that bragging about activism is performative and virtue signaling] i mean search something somewhere [remembers that it’s gonna be 34 degrees celsius tomorrow] i mean move into a cold dark cave to live with the isopods

saw a youtube video with a date of 20 years ago and i thought "surely this is a glitch, youtube wasnt even around 20 years ago" and then i watched as my hands shriveled and fell to dust before my very eyes

Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again