Zero to Hero to . . . ???

Hey guys, my old blog was flagged as “explicit” for some reason, which is super weird! I dunno if it was hacked or something or maybe Tumblr found my Calvin Klein modelling and thought it was too nsfw but I tried to fix it...and it wouldn't let me edit anything, they won’t even let me upload an icon! :( It also wouldn't show any posts that were flagged soooo... I just remade! 

Lor: Well, the universe certainly does work in mysterious ways!

Lor: I greatly appreciate this, Blake.

Avery: Ok, ok, I know some people who still work there we could stay with, maybe we can do a Christmas break trip?

Avery: You know an ulterior motive might have nothing to do with you right? Like, maybe they want to make someone jealous?

Sir Blakeselot: YES!!! Disney!!! Christmas Disney!!!!!!! *like a billion emoji*

Lor: Blake, I must say, I've greatly enjoyed the time we've spent together recently, but I must be frank. I believe you are truly a special individual, and I mean special in a more cosmic scheme than one of personal opinion.

Lor: However, I also must confess that I do have an ulterior motive. I also must urge you do not question my intentions, and remember that above all, I believe in your universal importance.

Lor: Due to the nobility of your heart and relative accomplishments, I assume you have received an invitation to Oakvale's approximation of the royal wedding.

Lor: I hope to be your escort.

Avery: I have boundless imagination and feelings! I did the Disney College Program, dammit.

Avery: I dunno Blake, does it seem like they have some sort of ulterior motive?

Sir Blakeselot: That's the Avery I know and love!

Sir Blakeselot: Dude. We still have to plan a Disney trip btw...

Avery: Blake, I'm pretty sure you tell me every lady you meet is beautiful. This sounds more like a weird fortune teller scam than fantasy romcom but live your life my dude.

Avery: Of COURSE you're still Sir Blakesalot. It's hilarious and I'm WAY too lazy to change it.

Avery: But my robot name is Averator.

Sir Blakeselot: Well...every lady I meet IS beautiful though!

Sir Blakeselot: She wasn't a fortune teller!...I don't think...?? She's just into some spiritual stuff and history and all that. Besides, she's gonna do a video with me all about it and maybe that'll explain it all a bit better.

Sir Blakeselot: By the way, we are gonna have to reprogram you a little, Averator, and decrease your skepticism meter a little. You're kinda contributing to robot stereotypes with your lack of imagination and feelings... :P

“It’s… quaint. It definitely has its charm.”

“Honestly, I don’t watch much Youtube, but I’m fascinated. I’ll definitely check out your videos if they’re as interesting and engaging as you are in person. If you’re particularly interested in past lives, I have some experience with regressions. Maybe that’d be an interesting video in and of itself. I’d love to make an appearance on your channel. I think our dynamics and energies mesh so well.”

“Really? I would love to do a video with you! When do you wanna meet up? Are you free this weekend? We can get together and plan and film whenever you’re free, cos making a video would be super duper awesome and fun. And hey, since you’re into studying ancient history and all that, maybe you’d wanna come LARPing with my friends and I sometime? It’s a lot of fun and kind of like stepping right into history! You get to dress up and roleplay and pretend you’re someone from another time. We usually go with medieval fantasy sort of stuff but we’ve considered branching out, too.”

Sir Blakeselot: 1) I think I'm in a movie or something. Like... a romcom.

Sir Blakeselot: ...But a scifi fantasy romcom where there's maybe magic and time travel going on and intertwining fates and all that...

Sir Blakeselot: BECAUSE... I met a beautiful lady a while ago (remember when I met that beautiful lady? I swear I mentioned her because like...she was so beautiful) and just ran into her again and she says she feels like she knows me from somewhere else because she feels so "deeply" and "intensely" drawn to me... So like... Fantasy Romcom, right?

Avery: Yes, DEFINITELY, to Conrad being way hotter. But like, define Pokemon being a turn on? Like, are you asking if I'm a secret furry?

The Blakester: No! Wait... Maybe...? I wasn't, but now I maybe am...

Well aren’t you… nice.

I’m Lorelei Ó Mocháin. Some of my family prefers to anglicize, I do not. I wouldn’t know much about “small town charm”, I mostly grew up among graves and ruins. As for the holidays, I don’t care much for how they’re celebrated as of late. I suppose you might call me a traditionalist.

Avery: Update: Conrad's into Pokemon?

Avery: Update: Conrad OWNS A DS?

The Blakester: Seriously? I did NOT see that coming... This is starting to feel like a weird reality show where you're being pranked... So this means Conrad just levelled way up on your hotness meter, right?

Woah, okay, slow down. I’m still figuring this out okay? I don’t really need the added pressure, this was just supposed to be about mine and Henry’s love.

How about you stick to helping me out with photography class right now and I’ll stick to helping you with psych?

Whoops. Sorry. That’s a good plan. Don’t worry about helping with psych, I’ll help with photography as an engagement present. And um, I’ll just... awkwardly... Make my exit now... Backing... up.......... K bye!