Where's the Thrill?

Okay. One up from friends then. 

Good.

Same difference?

I'd say it's a one up from friends.

I thought we were already friends. 

I hate the term friends though. More like... Dog Co-Owners.

Yea. You have guy friends. You’re lacking female company. 

What? You wanna change that?

Some of your siblings are… I don’t even know. But then there’s you. I mean… you’re all right. 

She had Hermes. She picked at least one guy right. 

Yeah, cause Hermes is the ideal guy to start a family with... Obviously you have not seen some of my siblings.

Cause Jake needs a father figure?

He doesn’t need one. I never really had one and I turned out… fine. But I guess. 

Well, I didn't either. Some tried, most failed... Mom had a terrible taste in men, really. 

  I meant a real reason. 

Cause Jake needs a father figure?

Remind me why I keep someone as aggravating as you around?

Cause I'm fucking amazing.

Or I mean, you could leave if you expect more of an invitation than that. 

Eh, someone has to make sure you don't squish Jake in your sleep. I'm surprised he lasted this long without me.

You could stay. And Jake of course. 

What? Bed a lil lonely without me?

I guess it’s all right. 

C'mon, you know you love it.