Afraid

Well, there’s that one guy in American Pie.

He does that because he's ugly.

Surprised you’re not used to being top heavy with that huge head of yours that you usually have.

Geez, K. You're extra mean today.

My name isn’t wifey. Stop calling me that.

Come on! Stop being so grumpy and just help me!

What?

Wifey, I need you!

So, apparently this isn't a one day thing.

What? Did your surgery go wrong?

What, are you some big egoist rich kid? And trust me, wearing just one big coat so you don’t freeze is making perfect sense. 

Rich, yes. Kid, not really. If you say it like that it does!

I could live here...

What's the Northern Lights?

“You should go find yourself some hot chocolate to have sex with.” That.

Sure. If you think that kinda stuff is cute.

Cute.

What is?

You’re worried about matching? That’s…smart, bro. Really smart. I wonder where how on earth did you even…

I know I'm smart. I'm not like the other poor people around here.

I suppose.

You should go find yourself some hot chocolate to have sex with. 

You’re not the one popping any kids out.

No duh. I'm just the one paying for it.

I'm a married man.

Kids? No.

Come on. You won't say that once they're finally popping out.