Blades

Well, as you probably could’ve guessed, im Blades!! Dani found out I wanted to be an internet star and suggested I should check out this ‘tumblr’ place, so why not ??

She said I should introduced myself, so…

Like mentioned, my name is Blades! I’m a member of the sigma-17 rescue bots team! I’m a medic in training, sorta - I have the basic knowledge but Ratchet said that wasn’t enough so once a week I go to the mainland to shadow him for the evening ^^ I LOVE to dance and watch tv!! I live with the Burns family on Griffen rock, an island just off of Maine.

I find humans so fascinating and all I want to do is learn about you, but at the same time, you guys are weird.

Speaking of, If you’re a weirdo, I know a particular police bot who would be more than happy to do something with you!! So stay clear!!

Back on cybertron, gender wasn’t much of a thing but on earth it is - So I go by He or they pronouns on earth!!

I’m open to questions!! Ask me questions!! I love questions!!

I also think it’s important to note that I have an earth disorder known as ‘severe anxiety’, so be careful please 🫶

Cody and Dani are my best friends, but so is bumblebee, and chase, and the entire team!! I love everyone and I couldn’t imagine my life without them ^_^

Since the burns nor the other bots don’t actually know I’ve made this profile, I may get a bit scandalous with my posts, but nothing purely NSFW!!

An odd joke or honest answer to a question is all you’ll find, and gossip!! You’ll find a LOT of gossip on here!! I’m more than happy to spill some secrets in return for a follow or two, so hit that follow button and jump straight into the questions box!!

I think that’s all, have a good day my dearest fans! 🧡

- Your favourite coptor-bot, Blades.

Posts based on of my AUs / storylines will be tagged ‘weakened wings au’ but I will also do general posts that are more in character / canon accurate ALONGSIDE these !! They will be tagged as normal ^^ in asks please specify if you’re making an AU ask by adding (WW) at the end

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Out of commission…

Dani ‘accidentally’ made us do a loop earlier and crashed us into mount griffin! One of my rotors is all bent out of shape and I’m grounded!

Wait, why am I even complaining? No more work! No more flying!

It’s not so bad the more I think about it

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Not so much her talking about Tyler, I don’t mind listening to her talk about him! It’s just the fact she complains about something and then when I try to give a suggestion or I try to play along to make her feelings feel valid apparently I’m the bad guy?? If she calls Tyler a bitch because he’s forgotten something and I agree she gets angry because ‘Tyler’s goof guy who would never do anything wrong’ ??

Wait actually on that topic, aren't there like these websites you can use to watch stuff? Streaming services or whatever? Yeah well on that note which one should we subscribe to?

PROJECT. HAIL. MARY

I watched it with Cody and Kade the other night whilst everyone else was busy and it was PHENOMENAL! I love the little talking rock! He’s so cuteeeee and he’s an alien too!! And it stars Ryan Gosling?? Arguably the best actor EVER??

As for streaming sites, Netflix, Prime video, Now TV and Disney are the main ones that come to mind for me .

Enjoy what I can only assume is your date night ;)

Jasper isn’t so bad but we can’t even act like mindless bots here - we can only go out in alt mode in populated areas but for bots with more uncommon alts such as myslef, I basically can’t land anywhere or it gets a bit suspicious.

I haven’t been doing so well handling the actual fighting side of war so Ratchet and prime are concidering making me Ratchets medical assistant since it is getting busier at the base and a LOT more serious. Meaning I’ll be at base a majority of the time instead of fighting.

Sorry this isn’t a lot but I don’t have much more time so I’m gonna have to wrap it up - we’re all doing good here so don’t worry 🫶

Optimus finally took the time out of his day to reach out and this time we kinda wish he didn’t. Apparently the Autobots are starting to loose in the war against the deceptions and they’ve called on all us rescue bots for help. He’s also called for all bots still in space or on other parts of earth for backup too so this is looking pretty serious. I may try and sneak my laptop with me to post updates but we’ll see what happens.

We’re getting sent for training soon and then to the main base immediately after - Heatwave finally gets his dreams of joining ‘team prime’ and fighting for his home planet I guess 🥹

Anyways, pray for me that I survive 🧡

I mean, at times it certainly can be quite weird 😅

Even if we’ve been on earth for what, 5-ish years now? We (the bots) still end up using a lot of cybertronian terminology daily - So whenever we say ‘can someone lend a servo?’ The response we get is always ‘the dog?’

But we’ve gotten used to it and it’s an extremely fitting name!! He is super handy to have around, get it?

I guess it would be no different to having a pet with som super obscure name, like pickles, why would you name your cat after something you’d eat??

Good!!

Recently we’ve been getting a new energon signal from Wayward Island, but it’s from a cybertronian and it’s a fuzzy signal..

It keeps coming and going, it’s not there all the time but it comes often enough for us to be concerned. Blurr visted the other day and was here when we got a ping and he’s adamant it’s a decepticon scout picking the energron from the caves but I doubt it. Just incase, we’ll be checking it out soon when Bumblebee arrives! I hope Ira is ok if it is a con.

On the other hand, Servo keeps sneaking off and nobody knows where! And he’s not with any of us! It’s quite suspicious but nobody has called him out, yet. I wonder what he’s doing? The first time he came back to base he was covered in mud and his paint was all scratched but since he’s been coming back a-okay! This is so confusing and not like Servo at all!

Anyways, that’s all I got for now👀!