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The night before Shane might win his third Stanley cup, Ilya sends him the clip of his Stanley cup win.
Confused, Shane immediately calls him.
"Is this some new and unique way to psych me out before the final, Rozanov? I didn't know you had money on Detroit."
"No, I am sending for a good reason," Ilya laughs. "I know it sucks for us that when you win all your team will be kissing their girlfriends and Pike will be making out all gross with Jackie, and we will not be able to. So, I wanted to show you exactly where I first kissed the cup. It was on the top, right over where it says Ottawa 1905, left of where it says 'Challenge Cup'. I remember because I did this on purpose. We weren't anything then, but I was thinking of you. I couldn't help thinking of you. So if you kiss the same place, it will be a little like we are sharing a kiss. And only we will know about it."
And Shane feels the air clean knocked out of his lungs and the back of his throat get tight, as he barely gets out, "Baby, that's... Thank you. I don't know what to say. I love you so fucking much. I'll make sure you see our kiss, okay?"
"I will be watching. I love you, My Shane. Go show the world why Shane Fucking Hollander is the goat, okay?"
On the night Shane wins his third Stanley Cup, he kisses their spot on the cup, thinking only of Ilya, and longs for a day where he can pull him onto the ice like Scott did with Kip.
On the night Shane wins his fourth Stanley cup, he hoists the cup into the air with his captain, they both kiss the same spot on the trophy, and then in front of the world, on his home ice, Shane Hollander kisses his husband, and it feels like a promise fulfilled.
AU where Shane and Ilya don't hook up or have a decades-long secret. They don't really know each other at all, except to play each other.
Shane comes out of the closet sometime after Scott does, and in some random, lighthearted interview, they ask him what he's looking for in a man. And Shane's just, off-hand like, "Well, he'd have to have at least one Stanley Cup. Obviously." And when he gets a good reaction from that, he keeps going, like "Needs to be amazing at hockey. Definitely needs to be at least an All-Star, if not a captain. Hot too. If he can't bench-press me, I'm not interested."
And it's all in fun, except two days after the interview prints, Ilya Rozanov shows up at his door like "knock, knock. I am here to apply for boyfriend position. Do you need resume? I brought my Stanley Cup ring, just in case."
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Hey you know that one asexual egotistical animated demon that runs around showing off, throwing shade, wearing fancy shit, always composed till he goes berserking, got the BEST smile, and is also, like, a deer???!?
Yeah him.
Hazbin Hotel AU where everything is the same except:
Sometimes a family is just a deer man and the various demons he decided to help run a hotel with.
Sink your teeth into my flesh
Oh βdeerβ this is lovely~ β‘
[Texting]
Angel Dust: You know what sucks?
Alastor: Vacuums.
Angel Dust: No...well, yes, but what sucks metaphorically?
Alastor: Black holes.
Angel Dust: Your so fucking hard to talk to!
Alastor: *You're
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Our beautiful boy
Alastor:
Me:
Alastor: Darling, it's really muggy out today.
S/O: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn I'm leaving you.
Alastor: sips coffee from bowl
Alastor || Hazbin Hotel
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Me: *Hits elbow on table*
My entire nervous system:
the duality of man
