finally started Half Man and watched the first episode and i'm already losing my damn mind

started the second episode and Niall's mom telling him that some distance between him and Ruben is good bc Ruben's light blinds Niall's eyes, like how am i supposed to feel normal rn

do i love this one specific motif where a person coming between 2 painfully codependent and intertwined siblings is doomed. it doesnt matter how toxic and miserable the ties between the siblings is, whoever tries to sever it or affect it is traitor outsider

finally started Half Man and watched the first episode and i'm already losing my damn mind

started the second episode and Niall's mom telling him that some distance between him and Ruben is good bc Ruben's light blinds Niall's eyes, like how am i supposed to feel normal rn

[about to be dropped into the shark tank] hey is the water cold?

finally started Half Man and watched the first episode and i'm already losing my damn mind

started the second episode and Niall's mom telling him that some distance between him and Ruben is good bc Ruben's light blinds Niall's eyes, like how am i supposed to feel normal rn

What if I was so exhausted from battle I cannot think properly.... and what if the only goal was to get back to you.... and what if once I reached you to make sure you're okay, I pass out in your lap and you'd take off my helmet and pet my hair, telling me how well I did.... what then

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

Important personality test. What kid were you in gym class? I was the try hard who took it too seriously