run motorcycle run

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

i'm okay with being annoying

you could be the juiciest annoying peach in the bowl and yet there'll always be someone who doesn't like annoying peaches

my upward spiral

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage