BLACK HAT ORG. Customer Service

WELCOME, VILLAINS.

We assume you know what our great company is all about, but if you don’t, HAH! YOU’RE WAY OFF!

Black Hat Organization is a company created by villains for villains, designed to assist and help you, dear villain, in finally becoming a true villain. The blog is run by the brilliant mad scientist, general, and arch-villain, Black Hat's right-hand man, Dr. Flugslys. (Enjoy the fact that jefecito doesn't care about this CS and ask me whatever you want, especially about how cute Pachoncito 5.0.5 is, hihihi.)

⇒ Please read this before interact!

➭ This blog will focus primarily on Dr. Flug. But there is room to explore the other characters' responses further. ➭ Anonymous ADM for immersive experience, but it’s not like I’m hiding. ➭ This blog will be indirectly about Paperhat, if you don't like it, I'm sorry. ➭ Any ASK that goes against Basic DNI, or anything that makes me uncomfortable, and I'll block.

BLACK HAT ORG. Customer Service is an ASK blog set in the Villainous universe. (This blog may contain Paperhat content!!)

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"What? No, absolutely not. You should be concerned if he DIDN'T say those things."

"Absolutely, necromancer consumer! I had that same problem here in the lab, so I created the FI-G, it’s a weapon that acts like a protein magnet!"

"Just be careful not to aim at anyone who’s alive... it might cause a mess, hehehe… I speak from experience."

"Oh, sure, but wouldn't you rather use our D3-M Service? 5.0.5 isn't exactly in service…-"

"I-I mean, sure! Just drop him off by 10 p.m...that’s his bedtime, haha…!"

"Ok Ok" "Urgum, Welcome, Villains"

“This is the Black Hat Organization's Customer Service, featuring Moi Dr. Flugslys”

“Designed to help you, villains, with specific questions that aren't covered in our amazing FAQ on blackhatorg.com”

"You can also ask any questions you may have about the Organization, you might just get an answer that pleases you."