My thoughts, dreams and reality

My thoughts, dreams and reality turned 2 today!

I need a retake RL LOL smh

It's The Gospel 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3. Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, No, this is my first time. So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. Just a minute, she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked Her bra and laid it aside. Do these excite you? She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do Was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her pantie sand lay down on a desk. Well, come on, she said, We don't have much time. So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and "KAPOW", I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. Did you put that condom on? she asked. I said, I sure did, and held up my thumb to show her..

I would delete this account if it wasnt for justRL. What is tumblr's purpose? Maybe it's me and i need to figure out its purpose.