BLVCK MnSIC

😂🤔😂

Another installment of: Not My Business

LMFAOOOO

😂😂😂😂

Beyoncé please just put lemonade on Spotify you made your point PLEASE

She’s a Virgo w a Scorpio moon. You’ll be waiting a while sis

Like? What does that even mean? I hate when physics bitchis are like? “Oh but her Lilith is in the eighth node and mars is in mercurial so I’ll give it a COUPLE of weeks” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEAAAANNN??!!?!??!

It means she’s stubborn and petty like you don’t need to be an astrologist to know that about ha

Hdksjskdkdkdk WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THATS SHSJSHSJSJS I HTE ASTRONOMY

It’s cos Mercury’s in retrograde

I got a message from my friend telling me about a party so I didn’t really ask any question and went along with it because why would I ask questions about a lituation lool he said it was gonna be that Saturday. It was Saturday and I couldn’t wait to get off work (that I barely went to) so I’m getting messages from the group chat (BBM) and the energy is matched. Fast forward to that evening and people started dropping out, it was weird until it was just my friend and I, I almost stayed home but he convinced me so we went.

When we got there, it was a weird atmosphere because it was a bunch of foreign people from all over the world. My friend got invited by this girl he met to a “couch serfing” party. Couch serfing was a website where people who were backpacking or traveling would sign up and apply to stay at yours (the host) for a couple of days beofre heading off, an unstructured Airbnb lol so we went not knowing anyone we started drinking and we got lit

So we getting lituated and talking to people then we see 3 girls walk in and we stopped (I was happy because I saw another black person) you know when you’re trying to sober up in 5 secs to give the best impression of yourself? Well that wasn’t me LOOOL The night progresses and there’s no more alcohol so people go buy more and we stay behind and started talking to them and beofre you know it we’re backing shots and getting comfortable

The girl I had my eye on started dancing and shaking her ass and all I wanna do is eat but I’m 20 and eating pussy was punishable by death in these streetz so eating ass was off the table but I wanted it on the table 😏 so I tell her my ass is bigger she says let me see, I pull down my jeans and show it to her with my boxers on and she started spanking and here I am acting coy like I wasn’t enjoying that shit, I knew what I was doing cuz!

My friend and one of her friends disappeared and we were wondering where they went, the music was turned down while people were out to buy alcohol then we hear movement in the room upstairs and everyone went quiet, we’re laughing at this point then we hear “OMG OMG OMG WAIT WAIT WAIT IT HURTS” then everyone started laughing so they come down acting like nothing happened when her hair wasn’t all over the place and his shirt was pulled and you could see marks on his neck 😂 then the alcohol came and we went to another level of littiness

We go back to dancing and drinking, so I’m dancing with the girl Ive been talking to and now she’s touching every part of my body and when I looked at her she had the henny look, she would pull me down and say “I’m sorry I don’t do this often” I told her it’s okay, we don’t have to do anything if you don’t want to” when all I wanted was for her to do whatever she wanted to and with me. After a while she takes my hand then drags me to the stair case, the place is packed at this point.

We go all the way up next to the second toilet where it was less populated and as soon as we sat down we started kissing, we both fucked I’m at this point. We kissing then she goes for my dick and I’m thinking “we doing it here? Nah we gonna do it here” this girl took my dick out and started sucking… my optics are rolling. I stopped her and she said “I want it, I wanna suck it, don’t you want me to suck it chris?” The way she said my name obviously I was speechless 😂 because we were all the way up, you could see our legs but you had to come all the way to see what we were doing.

It was a tight spot so we couldn’t do much anyway so we went looking for empty rooms but unfortunately all the rooms were locked until I heard my name being called loudly and very excited I look up and she’s jumping up and down holding a door knob then she shushed herself and whispered “I found one, come” I took 2 steps and I was there. We go in and started kissing. I locked the door and turn off the lights and she turned it back on and said “I wanna see” we’re impatiently and violently undressing each other then we hear a knock at the door, we stopped thinking they’d go away… it kept happening until we heard one of her friends. She said “I know you’re in there, open up” while laughing (the friend who was fucking my friend earlier)

She goes up opens the door and tells her she’s busy, she looks up and sees me she says “hey Chris” then all I heard was “you fucking slut” then they started laughing. They were murmuring then all I see they both turn around and the friend comes in and as she was coming in she says “I want some of him, I need some chocolate in my life” yes she was white, Australian.

Now inside she locks it and I stared kissing the girl I was with and her friend started sucking my dick. My mind went blank and I’m just thinking how a bad motherfucka I am loooooool they undress me then got undressed and started kissing so I got excited, got up to join they both push me back they wanted me to watch. The girl I was with got in a table and her friend started eating her out. I almost comBUSTED. I’m sweating and drooling at this point.

Her friend looked at me and asked “do you eat pussy?” I hesitated she saw through me and said “ you’re gonna enjoy this one” she came and sat in my face and the girl I was with was sucking my dick then stared eating my ass. I jumped up and they were laughing and said “I can tell it’s your first time, just relax you’re gonna enjoy this” I was drunk so I went with it. We fucked for about an hour, I kept switching hoping not to buss too quick 😂 as we finished her friend said come in my mouth, I kinda froze because ain’t no one ever told me to do that to them but I’ve always wanted to do it without having to ask lol when I did she swallowed then started kissing on her friend.

The music stopped so we tryna get dressed quickly then we see someone tryna open the door, I unlock and it’s the room of one of the girls who lives at the house… we got kicked out 😂 walked to the bus stop, there was a small park across from the bus stop… we went there kissing and she sucked my dick, 2 busses went by when the third came she said I’m not missing that so she jumped up, gave me a kiss and said “bye” like I was gonna see her the next day. I stood there with my pants around my ankles and my dick out like fucking scarecrow loooooooooool

I’m sure there’s a few details I missed out but this is what happened and I cannot for the life of me remember their names 😅

lmaoo all these new expressions i’m going to steal 💀 comBUSTED took me outtt. but how you gon have the time of your life and not remember names, head game on amnesia 😂😂😂

Folk really be out here fucking complete strangers

This was like in 2010 I’m not stupid anymore

LMFAOOOO “head game on amnesia”

This was a RIIIDDDEEEE😂😭

Oh this was great 😭

in 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of “run-on sentences” by my teacher and i immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all and were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read and she made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite

run-on sentences are adhd culture

in 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of “run-on sentences” by my teacher and i immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all and were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read and she made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite

run-on sentences are adhd culture

Actual text from my sister when Katelyn debuted this “Holy shit. Katelyn Ohashi’s routine this year.”

College, and specifically UCLA, gymnastics seems like such a fun and encouraging place. I love how she’s genuinely smiling throughout the entire video and how her teammates are cheering her on and truly loving and supporting her throughout her routine. I hope we can get more of this in sports!

My favourite thing is the fact her team mates do parts of the routine with her. It’s so cute. And I love her

Whoa! She’s fantastic and y’all know I love Michael ❤️

Not only is this spectacular, but I had R-E-S-P-E-C-T playing when I scrolled upon it, and it SYNCED UP SO WELL HOLY CRAP!