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Sam: I have a plan.

Eleanor: Last time you said that, we needed a new microwave.

Williams: To be fair, the microwave started it.

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Sam: I can explain.

Williams: Can you?

Sam: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

#sam young #williams black doves #black doves #incorrect quotes

Helen: The risk I took was calculated. But man, am I bad at maths...

#helen webb #black doves #incorrect quotes

Sam: Don't let anyone ruin your day!

Sam: It's your day!

Sam: Ruin it yourself.

#sam young #incorrect quotes #black doves

Williams: If Eleanor and I were drowning, who would you save?

Sam: You two can’t swim?

Eleanor: It’s a hypothetical question, Sam! who would you save?

Sam: my time and effort.

#eleanor black doves #williams black doves #sam young #incorrect quotes #black doves

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Williams: *seductively takes off glasses*

Williams: Wow...

Kai Ming: *blushes* Haha... what?

Williams: You're really fucking blurry.

#williams black doves #kai ming chen #black doves #incorrect quotes

Eleanor: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Sam:

Sam: I like you.

#eleanor black doves #sam young #black doves #incorrect quotes

Kai Ming: I feel like doing something stupid.

Eleanor: I’m stupid, do me.

#kai ming chen #eleanor black doves #black doves #incorrect quotes

Eleanor: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Williams: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

#williams black doves #eleanor black doves #incorrect quotes #black doves

dracomysthical

but you know what really makes netflix british silly spy show win. do you know why it wins. it includes the platonic i'd-do-anything-for-you dynamic. i couldn't believe it. they really said "we're friends. you're my friend. and because of that i'll go to the ends of the earth for you. i'll sacrifice my future, i'll turn away from my own happiness, i'll ruin my life and all my prospects as long as you're happy. as long as you're safe."

sam young and helen webb each gave up freedom and happiness for each other. they'd do everything for each other because they're friends and they love each other that much and it makes me fucking insane.

#I love them so much #and I'm so glad it's not a romance #just absolute ride or die idiots in (platonic) love with each other

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Eleanor, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Sam: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

#eleanor black doves #sam young #black doves #incorrect quotes #we don't have Advil but I'm not sure there's a British equivalent that works #Ibuprofen me up doesn't really have the same ring to it

Williams : I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Lenny: Wow, I've gotta hear this.

Williams : I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

Lenny: You forgot pride.

Williams : No, I'm pretty proud of this.

#williams black doves #lenny lines #black doves #incorrect quotes

Reed: Go fuck yourself.

Lenny, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

#mrs reed #lenny lines #black doves #incorrect quotes #he lives

tykki-duw

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86011606?view_full_work=true

"Maybe it was just a new page that I could write another lie onto"

Slowly, one by one, Helen starts to tell truths about herself

In honour of pride month I've decided to start collating my lesbian!Helen drabbles into one place

#fanfic #black doves #helen webb #sam young #lesbian helen webb #spies is a metaphor for comphet

fairweathermyth

Michael's last words to Sam + Michael's first question about Sam upon his return (and honestly.... is Sam okay?)

BLACK DOVES 1.01 To Love Then + 1.03 The Coming Night

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partywithponies

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

#that one review of black doves #frankly it could have *more* gay sex #Sam deserves to get laid and not be interrupted by hitman emergencies #barge throuple deserves everything #Helen also deserves to kiss a girl but that's just me #(obviously Black Doves does have quite a lot of queer representation)#(but the review did make it sound like there's full on gay porn happening lmao)

Incorrect quotes will return I promise, I have been in assignment hell lately but my brain is slowly coming back online

#at long last the muse has returned with fic ideas #including possibly my first smut #the working title for which is currently “sad gay erotica”#cannot guarantee it will be erotic #but I do intend on making it sad #black doves

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