Randomness

Last week, at work, I did the thing where you trip over air, and then look around to make sure no one saw you trip over air. I thought I was in the clear because all of my coworkers were focused on other things, but then I looked up and a patient was staring at me. He just sighed at me disappointedly and said, “Please be careful.”

You know…inspirational messages loose at least 70% of their effectiveness when I’m reading them while sitting on the toilet.

I am disgusted with the fact that I can’t just type “tiny hoppy guy” into the Google search bar and find what I’m looking for.

True pain is solving Amarantha’s riddle immediately after hearing it and screaming the answer at your book for the next ten chapters.

I don’t know what’s funnier right now. The Marichat haters getting butt-hurt over the love square reversal, or the fact that the creators have been watching the fandom implode and laughing to themselves.