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Wild

The amount of chaotic energy in this post is astounding

Subways are like gateways to an alternate universe and absolutely nothing makes sense

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

pls pls pls pls pls pls

Time to join the hope it works train come aboard everyone we are on a tootsie ride

Been having a string of bad luck. So hopefully something helps

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

No job and end of the month is coming. Fams got bills. Need me some of that money please.

Jokes on you we all played GTA V and absolutely are madly in love with this man and his psychopathic characters. You fool. You absolute buffoon.

Are you from a Middle Eastern or Caucasian country and Tumblr is still debating your whiteness? Are your people oppressed but your skin is pale? Is whiteness not even a concept that makes sense in your country? Well you’re in luck! Introducing Tumblr Logic™! For three easy payments of $19.99 you can be considered white or PoC even though that label doesn’t make sense for you! Call within the next 30 minutes and we’ll throw in a Shamwow! 

White supremacy and racism was created by Europeans and spread to countries they invaded including the “Middle East” so huh????? So why are we acting like whiteness doesn’t exist in these countries when they do, and y’all benefit from it???

Are you from a Middle Eastern or Caucasian country and Tumblr is still debating your whiteness? Are your people oppressed but your skin is pale? Is whiteness not even a concept that makes sense in your country? Well you’re in luck! Introducing Tumblr Logic™! For three easy payments of $19.99 you can be considered white or PoC even though that label doesn’t make sense for you! Call within the next 30 minutes and we’ll throw in a Shamwow! 

This. Please. Tumblr. Explain. Are Scandinavian people white people? How about spanish, Portuguese, Italian, greek people? East European people? Slavs? It’s not that simple.

I’m portuguese, but im as pale as northern europeans and my culture is neither “caucasian” nor Hispanic but i definitely don’t think my country is a “white” country considering our history with African countries and our traditions dont fit into any “category” (so idk !!!!)

I’d suggest that in many ways “whiteness” as a concept doesn’t work in an international sense. Much of what we call white has developed under a very particular framework of US imperialism and immigration policy, fueled by white supremacist, capitalist heteropatriarchy

Yeah…i understand that concepts of whiteness differ globally but when your country perpetuates racism against people of color in any shape or form, and goes to great lengths to separate yourselves from ppl of color, than yall have no right to separate yourselves from whiteness, ESPECIALLY when said people of color from yalls countries are calling you white due to yalls collective racism.

People of color OUTSIDE of the US have started assigning yall as white due to your blatant racism. And post like these are usually attacking those people of color and their US descendants.

Yes stop acting as if this idea of whiteness is something American poc come up with. Yall are so damn in your feelings and busy ignoring European poc who call out your shit and call you white lmao. Black and brown people in your countries call you white because of your racism as @witches-ofcolor has mentioned. The only people trying to act like white Europeans aren’t white are *pretends to be shocked* racist white Europeans!!