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wish pokemon was real so i could move to the country and farm mareep in peace

They’re called… sheep…

never speak to me again

honestly it would be nice if 2018 was just… a good year

one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

The one white woman who’s tryna do interracial adoption right and they try and drag her?

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

ants need to stay hydrated too

Don’t drink from me or my son ever again. 

I CAN’T

this is my favorite post on tumblr okay

THAT COST $7?! WTF AMAZON

I’M PISSING MYSELF OH MY GOD

i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about

me

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