black-cat-offical

I get less done all day than most people get done by 9:30. Which is weird, because I usually wake up between 5:30 and 6:30 in the morning.

I have so much to do *does nothing*

I will be over this cold tomorrow. Manifest with me, chat.

Ending my break to obsess over the fact that I saw Kpop Demon Hunters in theaters today. It was so fun! I told the stupid ten-year-olds sitting next to me to shut up, spent too much money on snacks, and, most importantly, saw my favorite freaking movie ever in theaters. To anyone who doesn't have this opportunity, haha, in your face.

I have the strange urge to be productive right now. Don't worry, it'll pass.

I want to kill baby. Specifically @infant-offical That bitch is crazy.

Quick, Tumblr! Give me book recommendations! This is not a drill! I need book recommendations in the next five hours! Before it’s too late!!!

This blog is so funny because everyone cares about little things like my sexuality but no one cares when I get hit by a car.