✨Gia✨ Resident Evil - Incorrect Quotes

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Other account: V-a-l-e-n-Jill-T-i-n-e

Helena: But you crashed a plane into a building!

Jill: What do you mean?

Chris: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you something is going to get you into trouble?

Jill: No?

Claire : The car takes a screenshot.

Leon & Claire: 45 SECONDS!?!

Zoe: *Gay

Leon: They we’re, uh, probably…

Claire: BIRD WATCHING!

Leon: YES, birdwatching. Just finishing up a robin…

Sherry: At night?

Chris: I’m not Claire, we’ve still got plenty of time before your break ends and you leave me forever

Claire: Oh shit, what did they take?!

Leon: WHAT DIDN’T THEY TAKE CLAIRE!?

Leon: THEY TOOK MY ENCHANTED ARMOUR, MY VICIOUS GLADIATOR ARMOUR, MY WAND OF UNTAINTED POWER AND ALL MY GOLD!

Claire: …

Claire: So let me get this straight…you called the cops because someone hacked your “world of Warcraft” account…?

Leon: WHAT CHOICE DID I HAVE, THE ALMIGHTY LEDOR, LEVEL 85, SLAYER OF THE X DEMON, SURVIVER OF THE WASTELAND OF RACOON, HAS BEEN PICKED CLEAN!

Leon: Hello

Jill: So I heard you broke up with Ada…I’m sorry

Leon: A breakup would imply that she was my girlfriend, she was just a girl, who was my friend and now she is a girl, who is not my friend

Rebecca: One gravy boat…*writes down*

Claire: Oh that ones from Leon I think, he said he had it engraved!

Chris: Yeah, but when their hungry hungry you can stop them with marbles

Chris : I don’t want tea.

Claire: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Chris : Then why are you telling me?

Claire: It is a conversation starter.

Chris : That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Ada: What did you do?

Leon: Nobody died.

Wesker: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Chris : Uh, piñatas.

Jill: Glow sticks.

Chris : Karate boards.

Jill: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Chris: Rules.

Jill: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

How Jill actually is -