ROBESPIERRE AND THE REIGN OF CHER

Item 257: A drawing of your headquarters in the style of the Museum Wormianum frontispiece, wherein sketches of your neatly categorized Items replace the curiosities.

Item 227:  A Svengali flipbook about a Houdini trick. One flipbook. One side. Two stories.

This time from Paris!

Item 164: Recreate a scene from the Dust Bowl in the style of Max Zorn’s packing tape art.

Check out the crazy adventures the lovers has on their 4-day life-changing journey!

Item 203: "We've all chuckled at "Drawing Dicks on the Herald Sun," so why can't the most recent edition of The Maroon give us a few well-drawn laughs?"

Item 49: Your team thirsts. Good thing your HQ has a giant hamster water bottle for them.

Item 19: Staying up all night for Scav can be pretty tiring; wouldn’t it be great if you could just like paint fake eyes on your eyelids so you can keep getting participation points in that discussion section while catching some zzz? Wouldn’t it. . .

Item 204: Scare away the other teams with a homemade Aztec death whistle.

Appetizer: Ahi Tuna Seaweed Salad Nests with Lemon-Ginger Vinaigrette Entrée: Wild Boar Curry with Bamboo Shoots and Vegetables over Fried Rice Dessert: White Chocolate Mousse Tiramisu with Seared and Brandy-Poached Pears

Item 82:  Your RH is coming to your room for a chat, but your desk is still littered with those detailed plans for throwing things out the window, plus various other bits of contraband! Not to worry! You’ve rigged a single switch to make at least four parts of your desk flip, slide, or otherwise vanish from sight, to be replaced with less incriminating facades.

Item 202:  Grey Poupon® may be delicious on a beefsteak Chateaubriand while driving in a Rolls Royce in Derbyshire, but American audiences want a real mustard for real Americans. Recreate the famous commercial on the most ’Murican of vehicles.

Is it a rabbit? A duck? Both? Depends? you decide.

Item 241:  Break out your bonnets and get ready to spin some wool, because it’s time to send in your Scavvie’s video application—adhering to all U.S. Broadcasting S&P TV-PG legislation—for MTV’s new familyoriented smash hit, Girls Gone Laura Ingalls Wilder.

yes there is a rat testicle inside. 

Item 115:  The year is 2999 and Ron Popeil has invented his earth shattering device. The first figures of great historical value to be granted eternal life are your Captains. Bring one of their functioning heads to judgment, eternally preserved and prepared to deliver some stupid quip about that crap year 2016.